Suitable songs for these Xmas:
- "We will rock you" (while staring at the mince pies).
- "Another one bites the dust" (while watching all your table mates collapsing right after the third piece of "turrón").
- "Flush Gordon" (while getting rid of all the food at the WC).
- "Tie your mother down" (when you don't like her presents).
- "Gimme the prize" (when you chew the King from the "Tortell de reis").
- "Keep yourself alive" (good advise to your loved ones on December 26th after three family meals).
- "Under pressure" (when you realise your presents are not that good...).
- "Fat bottomed girls" (is all you will see after New Year´s Eve).
The show must go on!!...write more suitable songs!!